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    How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

    Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelo View Post
    How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

    Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
    You think that would embarrass an archaeologist? Oh, the stories I could tell out of field school....

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    Several years ago, a man by the name of Ralph Poindexter came up with a new type of fastener. Naturally, he called it a Poindexter nut, but most people just referred to it as a P-nut.

    Well, a couple of years ago, one of the golf club companies developed a club that could be switched from a putter to a wedge by utilizing Poindexter's nut. One merely had to loosen the "P-nut", twist the head and--voila!--the putter became a sand wedge, or vice versa.

    The company called this new club

    a P-nut putter-sand wedge.


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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

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    “A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?" he asked. "I was in bed," she replied. "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.”

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