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    What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex? During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

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    Reminds me of another from my ute:

    What's the difference between sin and shame?

    It's a sin to stick it in. It's a shame to pull it out.

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    A golden oldie from Michael O'Donoghue. Please recite this at Christmas dinner, for your family & friends.
    A gay Irish priest from New Delhi
    Tattooed the Lord's Prayer on his belly.
    By the time that a Brahman
    Read down to the Amen
    He'd blown both salvation and Kelly.
    Last edited by ideologyhunter; 12-03-2019 at 03:44 PM. Reason: omissions

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    Son: Nice tree,dad. Are you going to put it up yourself?

    Dad: No, son. I'm going to put it in the living room.
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    What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
    Their balls are just ornamental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelo View Post
    What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
    Their balls are just ornamental.
    Were that reality there would be no pedophile priest scandal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by George S View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by angelo View Post
    What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
    Their balls are just ornamental.
    Were that reality there would be no pedophile priest scandal.
    Yeah, I used to make a joke: "I have the sex life of a priest", meaning I never had sex. I realized soon enough it was a nonsensical joke.
    If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library. - Frank Zappa

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    A council road worker was seen stomping on snails.
    When asked why he was doing that he replied "They've been following me all day!"
    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    So, we all know that the big apple is New York.

    But does anyone know where the minneapolis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by George S View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by angelo View Post
    What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
    Their balls are just ornamental.
    Were that reality there would be no pedophile priest scandal.
    Yea, true, but pedo priests seem to prefer little boys.

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