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    After a man is ushered in to see a doctor, the medico asks: ' What can I do for you today?' The man replies: " It's my penis doc. " " Okay, pull down your trousers and let's have a look" says the medico. The man says, " only if you promise me you won't laugh"

    " Okay I promise I won't laugh, I'm a professional after all, nothing you show me about your penis could possibly make me laugh!"

    So after the man drops his trousers to reveal the tiniest dick the doctor has ever seen bursts into uncontrollable laughter. After composing himself he apologises and says : " I'm sorry, this has never happened before, now what's the problem?"

    The man replies, " it's swollen!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelo View Post
    After a man is ushered in to see a doctor, the medico asks: ' What can I do for you today?' The man replies: " It's my penis doc. " " Okay, pull down your trousers and let's have a look" says the medico. The man says, " only if you promise me you won't laugh"

    " Okay I promise I won't laugh, I'm a professional after all, nothing you show me about your penis could possibly make me laugh!"

    So after the man drops his trousers to reveal the tiniest dick the doctor has ever seen bursts into uncontrollable laughter. After composing himself he apologises and says : " I'm sorry, this has never happened before, now what's the problem?"

    The man replies, " it's swollen!"
    It's a good joke, but I've heard it before with a female doctor. Does it work better that way, do you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Brown View Post
    It's a good joke, but I've heard it before with a female doctor. Does it work better that way, do you think?
    A female doctor, and a bit more detail in her speech about how she's professional, she's trained to evaluate the medical condition, not the self-esteem or whatever elements of one's manhood, all that.

    And I prefer that she actually does NOT burst out laughing at first. It's difficult, but she's trying so hard not to embarrass him... Has to bite her cheek, maybe, but no outburst. So our sympathy is with her, trying so hard.

    THEN he says it's swollen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Brown View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by angelo View Post
    After a man is ushered in to see a doctor, the medico asks: ' What can I do for you today?' The man replies: " It's my penis doc. " " Okay, pull down your trousers and let's have a look" says the medico. The man says, " only if you promise me you won't laugh"

    " Okay I promise I won't laugh, I'm a professional after all, nothing you show me about your penis could possibly make me laugh!"

    So after the man drops his trousers to reveal the tiniest dick the doctor has ever seen bursts into uncontrollable laughter. After composing himself he apologises and says : " I'm sorry, this has never happened before, now what's the problem?"

    The man replies, " it's swollen!"
    It's a good joke, but I've heard it before with a female doctor. Does it work better that way, do you think?
    Come to think of it, it would be even funnier if the doctor was a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Brown View Post
    It's a good joke, but I've heard it before with a female doctor. Does it work better that way, do you think?
    A female doctor, and a bit more detail in her speech about how she's professional, she's trained to evaluate the medical condition, not the self-esteem or whatever elements of one's manhood, all that.

    And I prefer that she actually does NOT burst out laughing at first. It's difficult, but she's trying so hard not to embarrass him... Has to bite her cheek, maybe, but no outburst. So our sympathy is with her, trying so hard.

    THEN he says it's swollen...

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