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    I couldn't believe my luck today. I got gas for only 99 cents!

    Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

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    I feel like I could take down three penguins if I really had to. Wouldn't, though. They're supercute. And LGBT friendly. I would fully consider joining their invasion.
    "Banish me from Eden when you will, but first let me eat of the tree of knowledge."

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    Darn those commas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrZoidberg View Post
    It isn't just your average tweeter. U.S. national news anchors on MSNBC have the same problem.



    I was "ahead of him on the math" but didn't come to his conclusion. I just find it amazing that no one in the studio screamed at those anchors in their ear buds to "STFU, the tweet was unbelievable stupidity."

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Brown View Post
    Darn those commas.
    It's not the commas, it's the goddam zeros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrZoidberg View Post
    It isn't just your average tweeter. U.S. national news anchors on MSNBC have the same problem.



    I was "ahead of him on the math" but didn't come to his conclusion. I just find it amazing that no one in the studio screamed at those anchors in their ear buds to "STFU, the tweet was unbelievable stupidity."
    Its a shame any of those have the vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrZoidberg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrZoidberg View Post
    It isn't just your average tweeter. U.S. national news anchors on MSNBC have the same problem.


    I was "ahead of him on the math" but didn't come to his conclusion. I just find it amazing that no one in the studio screamed at those anchors in their ear buds to "STFU, the tweet was unbelievable stupidity."
    Its a shame any of those have the vote.
    Indeed it is. Unfortunately they have much more than a vote. They, the MSNBC anchor and New York Times editor he was interviewing, influence the political opinions of millions of people. The question I have is if they are both really that dumb or if they know better but are intentionally trying to sway millions of voters they think are that dumb.

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