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    My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
    He’s a Singer song writer.... or sew it seems.

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    When does a joke become a dad joke?


    When it leaves and never comes back.


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    How come the tide gets high?


    Sea weed.


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    I know a joke about trickle down wealth, but 99% of you won't get it.

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    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
    She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
    Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
    "The first is that I iron better than you."
    Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Maria: "Jor huzban he say so. "
    Wife: "Oh yeah?"
    Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
    Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
    Maria: "Jor hozban did"
    Wife increasingly agitated:
    "Oh he did, did he???"
    Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
    Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
    "And did my husband say that as well?"
    Maria: "No Señora....... The gardener did."
    Wife: "So how much do you want?
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    How does Jesus whack off?


    He palms his crotch and waves his hand in and out.


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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    What rock group has four men who don’t sing?



    Mount Rushmore.


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