Page 202 of 215 FirstFirst ... 102152192200201202203204212 ... LastLast
Results 2,011 to 2,020 of 2143

Thread: Joke gallery

  1. Top | #2011
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Birmingham, Alabama
    Posts
    3,080
    Archived
    4,109
    Total Posts
    7,189
    Rep Power
    82

  2. Top | #2012
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Port Clinton, Ohio
    Posts
    4,650
    Archived
    591
    Total Posts
    5,241
    Rep Power
    73
    Mom and Dad are searching their son's room for marijuana. They dig through his closet and find a big stash of BDSM porn.
    Mom says, "What do we do about this?"
    Dad says, "I dunno, but we probably shouldn't spank him."

  3. Top | #2013
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Port Clinton, Ohio
    Posts
    4,650
    Archived
    591
    Total Posts
    5,241
    Rep Power
    73
    Most ladies like them.
    They can be quite long and hard and they're filled with cum.
    What are they?


    Cucumbers. Don't be a dirty-mind!


  4. Top | #2014
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Birmingham, Alabama
    Posts
    3,080
    Archived
    4,109
    Total Posts
    7,189
    Rep Power
    82
    Quote Originally Posted by ideologyhunter View Post
    Most ladies like them.
    They can be quite long and hard and they're filled with cum.
    What are they?


    Cucumbers. Don't be a dirty-mind!
    Shit. I like them, too. And I’m a guy!

  5. Top | #2015
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Port Clinton, Ohio
    Posts
    4,650
    Archived
    591
    Total Posts
    5,241
    Rep Power
    73
    Please tell me all you're doing is eating them.

  6. Top | #2016
    Veteran Member James Brown's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    3,509
    Archived
    5,844
    Total Posts
    9,353
    Rep Power
    64
    My wife cuts them up and pours salt on them.

  7. Top | #2017
    Loony Running The Asylum ZiprHead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Do you like my pretty crown?
    Posts
    26,024
    Archived
    3,034
    Total Posts
    29,058
    Rep Power
    100
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

  8. Top | #2018
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Port Clinton, Ohio
    Posts
    4,650
    Archived
    591
    Total Posts
    5,241
    Rep Power
    73
    Old Percy is ranting. "I cut trees for 15 years. Folks don't call me Percy the Tree Cutter. I was a contractor for ten years after that. But they don't call me Percy the Contractor. But you fuck just one pig..."

  9. Top | #2019
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Birmingham, Alabama
    Posts
    3,080
    Archived
    4,109
    Total Posts
    7,189
    Rep Power
    82
    Quote Originally Posted by ideologyhunter View Post
    Please tell me all you're doing is eating them.
    Uhhhhh. Yeah! That’s it! Right!

    [looks around nervously]

  10. Top | #2020
    Veteran Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Birmingham, Alabama
    Posts
    3,080
    Archived
    4,109
    Total Posts
    7,189
    Rep Power
    82

Similar Threads

  1. Working on a joke about libertarians.
    By none in forum Freethought Humor
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 12-02-2020, 01:53 AM
  2. Tell an offensive joke, go to jail
    By ronburgundy in forum Political Discussions
    Replies: 53
    Last Post: 03-28-2018, 09:11 PM
  3. Today’s college students can’t seem to take a joke.
    By NobleSavage in forum Political Discussions
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 08-12-2015, 02:39 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •