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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    A 15-year-old boy with a red face brings a box of condoms up to the checkout counter. He mumbles to the cashier, "How much are these?"
    She says, "Ten dollars, but don't forget the tax."
    He makes a horrified expression and whispers,"I thought they just rolled on!"

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    It's a paradox.

    Tell a young man that he has a low sperm count, and he's mad and offended.

    Tell the same young man that he can have all the sex that he can find without getting anyone pregnant, and he's thrilled.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    Why didn't Pinocchio survive puberty?


    He caught on fire one night.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZiprHead View Post
    Obviously a joke but the reality around here is that chips do get used as tips.

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    Second grade. Mrs. Preston is teaching syllables.
    "Who can tell us a long word and break it down for us?" A little boy's hand shoots up. "Yes, Cody?"
    "Masturbation. Mas. Ter. BAY. Shun."
    Teacher wants to get off the subject, so she gives a forced smile and says, "That is quite a mouthful."
    "No, Mrs. Preston, you're thinkin' of a blowjob."

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    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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