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    During Covid I have been getting my clothes online.

    Well I was until people started bringing them in early.
    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    My parents always thought I was going to be an astronaut.

    They kept telling me I was taking up space.
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    How does a hippy polygamist count his wives?

    One Mrs Hippy
    Two Mrs Hippy
    Three Mrs Hippy...
    When conservatives realize they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.

    Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich.

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    A young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident on the way to their wedding. Waiting to be admitted into Heaven, they began to wonder if they could still get married. When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
    St Peter said, "I don't know. You're the first ones to ask. Let me find out."
    Three months elapsed before St Peter returned. "Yes," he said, "You can be married in Heaven."
    "Wonderful," says the bride.
    "Great," says the groom, "but...what if it didn't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
    St. Peter loses his angelic demeanor.
    "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here ....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

    (disclaimer: stolen)

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    Teflon gloves?

    I don't hold with that sort of thing.

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    How does weather get up a tree?


    Climate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by spikepipsqueak View Post
    How does weather get up a tree?


    Climate.
    You get two
    A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
    - Alexander Pope

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