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    Mini caption contest at work

    Someone shared this image.


    I guess I've been tainted by association here and started posting alternate captions.
    A few that have been produced:


    Medieval Face Palm: Because even people who believed disease spread by smell would know that’s stupid.

    MFP: Because even people who knew witches float on water would call you a moron.

    MFP: Because even a man who thinks frogs cause eclipses wouldn’t believe you could be that ignorant.

    MFP: Specimens of this stupidity have been found in burial mounds dating as far back as 753 AD. It's still stupid.

    MFP: I let them exorcise demons out of me with a lobotomy, and I still know more than you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith&Co. View Post
    Someone shared this image.


    I guess I've been tainted by association here and started posting alternate captions.
    A few that have been produced:


    Medieval Face Palm: Because even people who believed disease spread by smell would know that’s stupid.

    MFP: Because even people who knew witches float on water would call you a moron.

    MFP: Because even a man who thinks frogs cause eclipses wouldn’t believe you could be that ignorant.

    MFP: Specimens of this stupidity have been found in burial mounds dating as far back as 753 AD. It's still stupid.

    MFP: I let them exorcise demons out of me with a lobotomy, and I still know more than you.
    MFP: What do you mean you aren't a virgin?

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    MFP: This crown, representing the pinnacle of stupidity, has been in my family for 9 generations. You, sir, have finally relieved us of it.

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