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    Are You Possibly a God? Take the Survey.

    Answer yes or no to the following Questions:

    1. I regularly communicate and/or converse with at least one god.

    2. I am descended from gods.

    3. I have knowledge about how gods think and behave.

    4. I am comprised of other than standard matter and energy.

    5. I am a superior Being.


    If you've answered yes to at least one of the above questions there is a strong possibility that you are a god. If you've answered yes to two or more questions then you are definitely a god.

    If you answer no to all the above questions then you are definitely not a god.

    Have I missed anything?
    Last edited by T.G.G. Moogly; 04-25-2016 at 05:20 PM. Reason: Add 5th Survey Question.

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    5. My conscienceless will continue after death - (immortality).

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    Quote Originally Posted by joedad View Post
    Answer yes or no to the following Questions:

    1. I regularly communicate and/or converse with at least one god.

    2. I am descended from gods.

    3. I have knowledge about how gods think and behave.

    4. I am comprised of other than standard matter and energy.


    If you've answered yes to at least one of the above questions there is a strong possibility that you are a god. If you've answered yes to two or more questions then you are definitely a god.

    If you answer no to all the above questions then you are definitely not a god.

    Have I missed anything?
    Yes to all four. Bow to me, and make sacrifice of fine chocolates.

    Edit: Yes to skepticalbip's fifth question as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
    5. My conscienceless will continue after death - (immortality).
    Wait, is that "conscienceless" or "consciousness"?

    Either way, still Yes.
    The Authoritarians

    GOP and Trump supporters will not be able to say they didn't know. Vote in numbers too big to manipulate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
    5. My conscienceless will continue after death - (immortality).
    Not to nitpick but I think that's contained in question 4.

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    I thought it was established in 1984, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by joedad View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
    5. My conscienceless will continue after death - (immortality).
    Not to nitpick but I think that's contained in question 4.
    Nonstandard materials do not automatically entail post-mortem persistence of personality.
    Frosty the Snowman, for example.

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    If you are a god, wouldn't you kind of know it already? If you need to take a survey to find out whether or not you're a god, the fact that you'd need to take that survey to get that information pretty much rules out your being a god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
    If you are a god, wouldn't you kind of know it already? If you need to take a survey to find out whether or not you're a god, the fact that you'd need to take that survey to get that information pretty much rules out your being a god.
    Maybe you're the God of Slow Realization?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
    If you are a god, wouldn't you kind of know it already? If you need to take a survey to find out whether or not you're a god, the fact that you'd need to take that survey to get that information pretty much rules out your being a god.
    How would you know if you're a god without some basic information about yourself? If you know you're a god because you know you're a god then you must be a pretty dumb god who doesn't know very much which means you probably aren't a god. So I think being a god entails having some basic information about yourself.

    And this means lots of people I know are gods. That's exciting. I can't wait to share my new found knowledge with them. Should make some great conversation. Lowly me rapping with the gods.

    Or maybe there should be another yes/no survey question:

    5. I am a superior being?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hylidae View Post

    Yes to all four. Bow to me, and make sacrifice of fine chocolates.

    Edit: Yes to skepticalbip's fifth question as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by skepticalbip View Post
    5. My conscienceless will continue after death - (immortality).
    Wait, is that "conscienceless" or "consciousness"?

    Either way, still Yes.

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